Monday, September 9, 2013

I Suppose You're Wondering Why I've Gathered You All Here...

     Well, it's finally happened. After years of being told by everyone and anyone that "you need to start a blog!" or "how are you not writing professionally somewhere?" or "for fuck's sake, would you just go rant on the internet or something so I don't have to hear it anymore?!", I've finally succumbed to peer pressure and done just that.

     All I have to say is: be careful what you wish for.

     While I'm not exactly sure what in the hell I'm going to end up posting here, or if anyone will ever actually read it, I promise to at least attempt to entertain the probably tens of people who will read this blog, by ranting about sports, music, politics, and whatever else should draw my ire and/or wrath, and not bore you with the minutiae of my everyday life. Besides, everyone and their brother's dog has a blog these days, so why shouldn't somebody like me, whose opinion is always the right one? (And humble, too!) All I ask is, don't take this thing too seriously, because God knows I don't plan to.

     And because I'm sure some smartass is gonna ask: No, I don't actually hate everyone. Only, y'know, 90% of everyone. Besides, it sounds infinitely more interesting than "I Love Everything (And Here's Why)," doesn't it?

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